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• When in panic, fear and doubt, Drink in barrels, eat, and shout.
• Two reasons for drinking: one is, when you are thirsty, to cure it.
  the other, when you are not thirsty, to prevent it. -- Thomas Love Peacock...
• A novice asked the master: "What is the true meaning of programming?
  The master replied: "Eat when you are hungry, sleep when you are fatigued, program when the moment is right....
• When in doubt, drink heavily.
• Patience is what you require when the fish are not hungry.
• 1893 The ideal brain tonic 1900 Drink Coca-Cola -- delicious and refreshing -- 5 cents at all soda fountains 1905 Is the favorite drink for LADIES when thirsty -- weary -- despondent 1905 Refreshes the weary
  brightens the intellect and clears the brain 1906 The drink of QUALITY 1907 Good to the last drop 1907 It satisfies the thirst and pleases the palate 1907 Refreshing as a summer breeze....
• Eat, drink and be merry, and tomorrow, you'll wish you were dead.
  When the credit card statement comes at the end of the month, you will get your wish....