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• Drinking when we are not thirsty and making love at all seasons, madam
  that is all there is to distinguish us from the other animals....
• When you are thirsty, it is too late to think about digging a well. Japanese Proverb
• Reading USENET is like drinking from a firehose, you'll get very wet but you probably will still be thirsty.
  -- Steve Steinberg...
• Eat when hungry, drink when thirsty, hack whenever.
• And you can't get any Watney's Red Barrel, because the bars close every time you're thirsty...
• If Glass=Empty .AND. Thirsty Then OpenTuborg
• Alive without breath, As cold as death; Never thirsty, ever drinking, All in mail ever clinking.
• Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and lay motionless on the floor.
  "One thing about Jim," the other said to the bartender, "he sure knows when to stop....