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• Dejeuner, n. The breakfast of an American who has been in Paris.
  Variously pronounced. -- Ambrose Bierce "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Commitment, n.: Commitment can be illustrated by a breakfast of ham and eggs.
  The chicken was involved, the pig was committed....
• SATIETY, n. The feeling that one has for the plate after he has eaten its contents, madam.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• The Unfinished Tagl
• The bag that breaks has the eggs. -- Woodside's Grocery Principle
• I saw a bird outside and I said "do you want some breakfast? I'm having eggs... Oh, sorry.
• COMMITTMENT: Committment can be illustrated by a breakfast of ham and eggs.
  The chicken was involved, the pig was committed....