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• Partition Function: The function of a partition is to protect the lab supervisor from shrapnel produced in laboratory explosions.
  -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary...
• Clinical Testing: The use of humans as guinea pigs.
  (See also PHARMACOLOGY and TOXICOLOGY) -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary...
• Pharmacology: The use of rabbits and dogs as guinea pigs.
  (See also CLINICAL TESTING, TOXICOLOGY). -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary...
• Exhaustive Methylation: A marathon event in which the participants methylate until they drop from exhaustion.
  -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary...
• Quantum Mechanics: A crew kept on the payroll to repair quantums, which decay frequently to the ground state.
  -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary...
• Biological Science: A contradiction in terms. -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary
• Flame Test: Trial by fire. -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary
• Sagan: The international unit of humility. -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary
• SI: Acronym for "Systeme Infernelle". -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary