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Quantum Mechanics: A Crew Kept On The Payroll To Repair Quantums, Which Decay Frequently To The Ground State.
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Quantum Mechanics: A crew kept on the payroll to repair quantums, which
decay frequently to the ground state.
-- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary
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Eigen Function: The use to which an eigen is put. -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary
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-- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary...
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