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Either I've Gone Nuts, Or All This Is Really Happening.
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Either I've gone nuts, or all this is really happening. If I'm nuts,
I'll be the last to know. So I might as well act as if everything is
just the way it looks.
-- Keith Laumer, _The Ulitmax Man_
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When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
-- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
Mindy: Homer...you don't have to do anything you don't want to.
Homer: Well, maybe I want to...but then I think about Marge and the kids....
Bart: Man, I thought Mom was going to scream me stupid.
She didn't even raise her voice. Lisa: I admit I haven't known Mom as long as you have, but I know when she's really upset....
My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
-- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
I do know everything. I just can't remember it all at once!
Bart: Pssst. Grampa, I think this guy's a little nuts.
Grampa: Oh yeah? Well, General George S. Patton was a little nuts....
I shook my family tree and a bunch of nuts fell out.
Smithers: Now pair off as I draw your names. Lenny and.
.. Carl. Carl: Aw nuts! I mean, um... Aw nuts. -- "Mountain of Madne...