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EMOTION, N. A Prostrating Disease Caused By A Determination Of The Heart To The Head.
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EMOTION, n. A prostrating disease caused by a determination of the
heart to the head. It is sometimes accompanied by a copious discharge
of hydrated chloride of sodium from the eyes.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Related:
TEETOTALER, n. One who abstains from strong drink, sometimes totally, sometimes tolerably totally.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
DIAGNOSIS, n. A physician's forecast of the disease by the patient's pulse and purse.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
EJECTION, n. An approved remedy for the disease of garrulity.
It is also much used in cases of extreme poverty. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Distress, n.: A disease incurred by exposure to the prosperity of a friend.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Distress, n.: A disease incurred by exposure to the prosperity of a friend.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary...
LAUGHTER, n. An interior convulsion, producing a distortion of the features and accompanied by inarticulate noises.
It is infectious and, though intermittent, incurable....
Kilt, n. A costume sometimes worn by Scotchmen in America and Americans in Scotland.
-- Ambrose Bierce "The Devil's Dictionary...
MOUTH, n. In man, the gateway to the soul; in woman, the outlet of the heart.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...