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DIAGNOSIS, N. A Physician's Forecast Of The Disease By The Patient's Pulse And Purse.
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DIAGNOSIS, n. A physician's forecast of the disease by the patient's
pulse and purse.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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