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• Married people do it with frozen access.
• ICE What water becomes if you freeze it. (See "gas", "Celsius") The main uses of ice are to cool down drinks with, place down people's backs, and economical housing for Eskimos.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• Half of the world's Eskimos have never seen an igloo.
• There are as many Communists in the freedom movement as there are Eskimos in Florida.
  -- Martin Luther King, Jr....
• Advertising Anachronism: "Fresh Froze
• Many are cold, but few are frozen.
• God often gives nuts to toothless people.
• Cryonics: many are culled, few are frozen!
• Has HELL frozen over yet?