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• I have never seen a greater monster or miracle in the world than myself.
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• Here's a tagline you have never seen before!
• Half of the American people have never read a newspaper.
  Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. -- Gore Vidal...
• I bet you have never seen a plumber bite his nails.
• I confess that I love Pooh and have never seen Beavis and Butthead.
• I've never seen the Catskill Mountains, but I have seen 'em kill mice...
• I have never seen anything fill up a vacuum so fast and still suck.
  -- Rob Pike, on X. Steve Jobs said two years ago that X is brain-damaged and it will be gone in two years....
• Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.