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• There once was a king who ruled his country long, wisely, and well.
  The king had a son whom he hoped would someday rule the land....
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  He calls up his best friend, who is a mathematical genius....
• Before he went off to the wars, King Arthur locked his lovely wife, Guinevere, into her chastity belt.
  Then he summoned his loyal friend and subject Sir Lancelot....
• Did you hear about the Newfie that Lost his girl friend because he couldn't remember where he had laid her.
• Here is a simple experiment that will teach you an important electrical lesso
  On a cool, dry day, scuff your feet along a carpet, then reach your hand into a friend's mouth and touch one of his dental fillings....