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  -- Reinhold Messne...
• Nobody talks about my failures anymore, just my successes.
  In my 30 expeditions to 8000ers 12 times I failed....
• How many London taxi drivers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Cue typical indignant Saaaaf London accent) What?...
• Burns: We don't have to be adversaries, Homer. We both want a fair union contract.
  Homer: [thinking] Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?...
• I am not a climber, I am an adventurer." -- Reinhold Messne
• It is good to see so many young faces in the crowd. -- Reinhold Messne
• Quote #159 The first question which you will ask and which I must try to answer is this, "What is the use of climbing Mount Everest?
  and my answer must at once be, "It is no use." There is not the slightest prospect of any gain whatsoever....
• Marge: Are you all right, Homer? Homer: I'm fine, I'm just thinking.
  Marge: I've been thinking, too. You know Homer, you've always been such a good provider....