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  [hands him a mirror] Krusty: Aah! I look exactly the same, you moron!...
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  If not now, when? -- Rabbi Hillel...
• With women, the aging thing's terrible. We just fall apart.
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  If not now, when? -- Rabbi Hillel, in the _Talmud_...
• I do not know myself, and God forbid that I should. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe