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Everyone Should Have Manners, And Anyone Who Doesn't Should Be Kicked Out Of Where Ever They Are And Whipped Until They Bleed.
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Everyone should have manners, and anyone who doesn't should be kicked out
of where ever they are and whipped until they bleed.
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People who constantly check the coin return in the pay phone, when they have no change coming, should be whipped.
I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
-- Samuel Goldwy...
I don't think anyone should write his autobiography until after he's dead. -- Samuel Goldwy
How many VMM members -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Note: VMM=Vegetarian Matchmakers, a singles group where nobody ever puts their foot down and demands that anyone should do anything....
How many VMM members -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Note: VMM=Vegetarian Matchmakers, a singles group where nobody ever puts their foot down and demands that anyone should do anything....
Abe: Hey, the lamp's running away! Bart: That's my dog, man!
Abe: So long, lamp. Now stop loafing and help your Grampa unpack....
Only two kinds of witnesses exist. The first live in a neighborhood where a crime has been committed and in no circumstances have ever seen anything or even heard a shot.
The second category are the neighbors of anyone who happens to be accused of the crime....
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. Mark Twai