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• In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial
  by an impartial jury of the state and district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusatio...
• Article the Third: Where a crime of the kidneys has been committed, the accused should enjoy the right to a speedy diaper change.
  Public announcements and guided tours of the aforementioned are not necessary....
• VIRTUAL REALITY BREAKTHROUGH The NASA Ames Research Center have announced a breakthrough in Virtual Reality.
  They have simulated the entire world within a computer....
• Lisa: [on phone] Oh no, that's awful, Mr. Puente. What?
  Oh, he owns the nuclear power plant. Yeah, I'd like to settle his hash too....
• Homer: Hey! I never noticed _this_ place. Bart: Dad, it's right across the street from us!
  That fancy house'll never sell. Nobody who could afford it would want to live in _this_ neighborhood....
• Tarmin: "I have been accused of putting people to sleep with one too many stories, Captain.
  But this is the first time it's ever been suggested that I might be the cause of someone's coma....
• Where have you ever found that man who stopped short after the perpetration of a single crime?
  -- Juvenal...
• CRIME CONTROL: Fire a warning shot into his HEART!
• You don't have many suspects who are innocent of a crime.
  That's contradictory. If a person is innocent of a crime, then he is not suspected....