Related:

• Prof: {Now if anyone would like to stay, I'm going to hold a comprehensive review session after every class.
  } Homer: {[waving] Do we have to?} Prof: {No --} Home...
• Wolf: Come out, come out, or I'll bloooow your house in.
  Pigs: Not by the hairs of our chinny chin chin. Ba...
• Now here's something you're really going to like! -- Rocket J. Squirrel
• Most of the graduate students get aids.
• This is lemma 1.1. We start a new chapter so the numbers all go back to one.
  -- Prof. Seager, C&O 351...
• This is lemma 1.1. We start a new chapter so the numbers all go back to one.
  -- Prof. Seager, C&O 351...
• Eternity is not something that begins after you are dead.
  It is going on all the time. We are in it now. -- Charlotte P Gilma...
• And if the orbit were a flow line, we would go right into the sun.
  Luckily, Newton put in a second prime. -- Prof. J. P. Solovej, Princeton math departme...