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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: [panicky] Oh my God, I'm going to be sucked into a black hole
  I'm going to be sucked into oblivion, I'm going to be nothing, and what's going to be coming out the other side, I don't know!...
• Homer: That was good, but not great.
  -- Homer reacts to the wolf blowing the pigs' house down, "Lisa the Vegetaria...
• Marge: Bart, since he is giving you all of his money, maybe it would be nice if you'd spend some time with him.
  Bart: Well... Marge: Come on, honey. Bart: All right....
• Mrs. K: Bart, have you ever read "The Boy Who Cried Wolf"?
  Bart: I'm halfway through it, I swear! -- That's the one with Little Red Riding Hood and the three pigs, right?...
• Krusty: Hey, kids! It's story time. [laughs] I'm going to tell you the story of Krusty's expensive new sui
  his sexual harassment suit. [laughs painfully] Boy....
• Bart: Mom, what if there's a really bad crummy guy who's going to jail but I know he's innocent?
  Marge: Well, Bart, your uncle Arthur used to have a saying...
• Marge: Let me give my special little winner a big, _big_ hug.
  Lisa: [tired] Ma, I think I'm all hugged out, heh....
• Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
  Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa....