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• Whom are you? said he, for he had been to night school. -- George Ade
• Whom are you?" said he, for he had been to night school. -- George Ade
• If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable. -- George Ade
• Asked how she felt being the first woman to make a major-league team
  he said, "Like a pig in mud," or words to that effect, and then turned and released a squirt of tobacco juice from the wad of rum soaked plug in her right cheek....
• The Plain People are worth dying for until you bunch them and give them the cold Once-Ove
  and then they impress the impartial Observer as being slightly Bovine, with a large Percentage of Vegetable Tissue....
• One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about human beings was their habit of continually stating and repeating the obviou
  as in It's a nice day, or You're very tall, or Oh dear you seem to have fallen down a thirty-foot well, are you alright?...
• If it were not for the presents, an elopment would be preferable.
  -- George Ade, "Forty Modern Fable...
• FOOL, n. A person who pervades the domain of intellectual speculation and diffuses himself through the channels of moral activity.
  He is omnific, omniform, omnipercipient, omniscience, omnipotent....