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  [looks around] I know! This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit....
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  -- Jacob Bronowski...
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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
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• I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck.
  Marriage is a two-way proposition, but never let the woman know she is one of the ways....
• Every man is the architect of his own life. He builds it just the way he wants it.
  However, after he has built what he wants, he sometimes decides that he doesn't like what he has built and looks for someone or something to blame instead of changing himself....