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Every Time You Hear A Half Decent Rap Song, Some Black Guy Starts Talking Over Top Of It.
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Every time you hear a half decent rap song, some black guy starts talking
over top of it.
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If I want to hear you scream in pain I'll play some rap music.
Seems like this guy wanders into a rural outfitting store in Alaska, and starts talking to a rather grizzled old man sitting by the cash register.
"Hear ya got a lotta' bears 'round here?" "Yeah, you could say that," answers the old man....
It's a Wonderful Life Every time you hear a bell ring, it means that some angel just got his wings.
--Henry Trave...
Every time you try to operate one of these weird black controls that are labeled in black on a black background, a little black light lights up black to let you know you've done it.
-- The Restaurant at the End of the Universe...
Did you hear about the jealous black activist who suspected that his wife was involved in some honkie-panky.
Experience keeps a dear school, but fools will learn in no other, and scarcely in tha
for it is true, we may give advice, but we cannot give conduct....
Jimbo: Man, that guy's guitar is talking. Otto
Hey, my shoes are talking too! Left Shoe: Don't worry....
Did you hear that bookstores will soon be stocking a volume called "The Unsensuous Census Taker".
It's about a guy who comes once every ten years....
It stinks more every time you run over a skunk.