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• The post office announced today that it is going to issue a stamp commemorating prostitution in the United States.
  It's a ten-cent stamp, but if you want to lick it, it's a quarter. -- Chevy Chase...
• 1/ If you eat something and no one sees you, it has no calories -- DIETING RULES & CALORIE COUNTER
• 1. If it doesn't smell like chilli, it probably isn't.
  2. If you catch an exploding manhole cover, you can keep it....
• If you can't lick 'em---bite 'em!
• Life is both difficult and time consuming.
• Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.
  -- Charles Schultz, as Charlie Brown -- Peanuts, cartoon strip...
• 15c of every stamp is for storage.
• 5/ If you can make others around you fatter, it is automatic that you become thinner.
  -- DIETING RULES & CALORIE COUNTER...