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Evolution Sounds Ok, But I'd Rather Keep My Options Open.
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Evolution sounds ok, but I'd rather keep my options open.
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'I try to keep an open mind, but not so open that my brains fall out.' -- Judge Harry Stone
I try to keep an open mind, but not so open that my brains fall out. -- Judge Harold T. Stone
My views on evolution? I think Darwin was adopted. -- Steven Wright.
You know something, folks, as ridiculous as this sound
I would rather feel the sweet breath of my beautiful wife on the back of my neck as I sleep than stuff dollar bills into some stranger's G-string....
feetch feetch /feech feech/ interj. If someone tells you about some new improvement to a program, you might respond
"Feetch, feetch!" The meaning of this depends critically on vocal inflection....
feetch feetch: /feech feech/ interj. If someone tells you about some new improvement to a program, you might respond
Feetch, feetch!" The meaning of this depends critically on vocal inflection....
OK, but be careful. In my experience, Republican women are harder to open than a liquor store in Nebraska.
-- Teddy's, err, Charlie's Angels spoof on SNL...
When God belches, it sounds OK. -- Spin Doctors, Jones Beach, 7/9/93
Six days after the Creation, Adam was still alone in the Garden of Eden, and getting pretty desperate.
God!" he cried, "rescue me from loneliness and despair!...