Excellence is THE trend of the '80s. Walk into any shopping
mall bookstore, go to the rack where they keep the best-sellers such as
Garfield Gets Spayed, and you'll see a half-dozen books telling you
how to be excellent: In Search of Excellence, Finding Excellence,
Grasping Hold of Excellence, Where to Hide Your Excellence at Night
So the Cleaning Personnel Don't Steal It, etc.
-- Dave Barry, In Search of Excellence