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Excuse Me. This Life Isn't Working. I Want To Exchange It. Have You Tried Plugging It In?
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Excuse me. This life isn't working. I want to exchange it.
Have you tried plugging it in?
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Please excuse me, I have to circuit an AC line through my head to get this database working.
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Stacy: Do you have any idea how many kids have tried to track me down?...
You tried to kill me. I want a separation.
-- Selma to her husband of nary a few days Sideshow Bob, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
Have you ever been in a restaurant and there's a couple in the next booth being overly affectionate?
They're necking and groping and you're trying to eat your eggs....
I tried ordering you, I tried punishing you, and God help me, I even tried reasoning with you.
-- Homer, "Bart the Daredevil...
Excuse me, do you mind if I squish in here? -- Odo
Excuse me please, Worker, I'll just be a nanosecond . . . There! Now, what did you want?
There is no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it.
I want you take me, I want you to break me, I want you to throw me away!