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Experience - A Comb Life Gives You After You Loose Your Hair. -- Judith Ste
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Experience - a comb life gives you after you loose your hair.
-- Judith Stern
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Comb your hair...you look dreadful!
Chester: [as Kent Brockman walks in front of his gold house] Shoeshine, sir?
Comb your hair for ya? Sir? [Kents walks away in contempt] Sir?...
Experience is the comb that nature gives us when we are bald. Belgian proverb
In the game of life you get to choose where you keep your brain - heads you win, tails you loose.
Who would you trust with your daughter? Rush Limbaugh or Howard Stern?
Marge: [ruefully] We've left it all behind. How can you make a clean break with your life?
Homer: Relax, Marge, I tied up all the loose ends before we left....
Homer: Now, sweetie, don't worry about a thing. I'll teach you to comb it over so no one can tell.
Just like my hair! [Marge imagines herself with a Homer-esque comb-over, and breaks into sobs] -- A fate worse than death?...
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
Quote #95 Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
-- Olivier Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again....