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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Oh, Marge, I just had a couple of beers.
  -- From Romeo to Homer, "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala-D'oh-ciou...
• Marge: Homer, I really don't like you telling personal secrets in your class.
  Homer: Marge, I didn't tell 'em personal stuff. Marge...
• Marge: My, she seems too good to be true. Homer: I'll say.
  Her butt waxed the banister. Marge: Ooh, I can see myself!...
• Lisa: Uh, Mom? Marge: [annoyed] What?! Lisa
  Um, there's a hair in my soup. But I'll just eat around it....
• Homer: Now that we're all alone, Marge, admit it: you like Lisa best!
  Marge: No! Homer: Oh, so you're a Bart woman, are you?...
• Still, no matter what Webster's says, to me a date is going out with a guy you like, and he opens the doors for me, and I comb my hair and try to be civilized.
  A date is planned out in advance, so you have plenty of time to get nervous about it....
• Homer: So... how about those rainbow suspenders, huh?
  Bart: Dad...? Homer: Pretty cool way to keep your pants up, eh?...
• Marge: That Shary Bobbins is a miracle worker. The kids love her, the house is spotless, and my hair's grown back.
  It's so full and thick it can support a beach umbrella....