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• I would much rather have men ask why I have no statue, than why I have one.
  -- Marcus Procius Cato...
• Cato said, "I had rather men should ask why my statue is not set up, than why it is.
  -- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Political Precep...
• No, I don't have a graduate degree - why do you ask?
• Why do I have to Work for a living?
• People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff.
  I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy -- and I keep it in a jar on my desk....
• If I have batteries, why do I need a boyfriend?
• I have only one complaint: Why can't we have longer tagli
• Since I've seen this *several* times in this group, the actual context of the God is dead quotation of Nietzsche
  The Madman. -- Have you ever heard of the madman who on a bright morning lighte d a lantern and ran to the market-place callin out unceasingly...
• I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.