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• Bargain: Something you can't use at a price you can't resist. -- Franklin P. Adam
• Having imagination it takes you an hour to write a paragraph that if you were unimaginative would take you only a minute.
  Franklin P. Adam...
• Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
  -- Franklin P. Adam...
• The trouble with this country is that there are too many politicians who believe, with a conviction based on experience, that you can fool all of the people all of the time.
  -- Franklin P. Adam...
• The best you get is an even break. -- Franklin Adam
• Never try to guess your wife's size. Just buy her anything marked `petite' and hold on to the receipt.
• You may be certain that age is galloping upon you when, after a feminine voice over the telephone says, "Do you know who this is?
  you say, "No," and hang up the receiver. -- Franklin P. Adam...
• A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks you for nothing.
  -- Joey Adam...