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• Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
  -- Franklin P. Adam...
• Bargain: Something you can't use at a price you can't resist. -- Franklin P. Adam
• Extravagance: Anything you buy that is of no earthly use to your wife. -- Franklin P. Adam
• The best you get is an even break. -- Franklin Adam
• If you wait until the last minute, then it only takes a minute.
  -- -Someone in Mr. Deckert's senior design cla...
• The trouble with this country is that there are too many politicians who believe, with a conviction based on experience, that you can fool all of the people all of the time.
  -- Franklin P. Adam...
• You may be certain that age is galloping upon you when, after a feminine voice over the telephone says, "Do you know who this is?
  you say, "No," and hang up the receiver. -- Franklin P. Adam...
• If you would not be forgotten, as soon as you are rotten, either write things worth reading or do things worth the writing.
  -- Benjamin Frankli...