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A Full Bladder Is The Best Alarm Clock In The World. -- Solomon Sho
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A full bladder is the best alarm clock in the world.
-- Solomon Short
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LOVING well is the best revenge. -- Solomon Sho
My BIOLOGICAL ALARM CLOCK just went off.. It has noiseless DOZE FUNCTION and full kitchen!
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