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• Field Tested: Manufacturer lacks test equipme
• eality check: n. 1. The simplest kind of test of software or hardware
  doing the equivalent of asking it what 2 + 2 is and seeing if you get 4....
• DENTIST, n. A prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coins out of your pocket.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• How many field service engineers -- does it take to replace a dead light bulb?
  Well, the diagnostics all check out fine, so it's a software problem....
• When standing in the middle of a pasture, if the bull starts to charge, know that your credit card will be of absolutely no help whatsoever.
• Identical units which test in an identical fashion will not behave in an identical fashion in the field.
• Edna: Take out a sheet of paper, books under your desk.
  Warren: [whining] I'm supposed to -- I've got -- I'm supposed to -- Edna...
• beta /bay't*/, /be't*/ or (Commonwealth) /bee't*/ n.
  1. Mostly working, but still under test; usu. used with `in'...
• When you have been put out to pasture, the grass on the other side of the fence always looks greener, no matter where they put the fence.