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• Bart: People, people! It's time we all discussed the pool safety rules!
  Kids: [chanting] Jump, Bart, jump! Jump, Bart, jump!...
• Nelson: What's in the bag, wuss? [grabs it from Bart] Oh, look
  [contemptuously] Campers' Pampers. Heh. [Dolph, Jimbo, and Kearney appear, and the four bullies start to play "Keepaway!...
• Bart: All I've got to do is take this uniform back after school.
  Milhouse: You're lucky. You only joined the Junior Campe...
• Bart: [groans] Oh, my head. Lisa: Tsk, tsk, tsk, the remorse of the sugar junkie.
  Bart: Ohh...I don't remember anything. Lisa: Really?...
• Martin: [to his flipping dog] Oh boy, Flipsy! You and I are going on a road trip.
  [Nelson grabs Martin and tosses Flipsy out the window] [Flipsy gets run over by a car] Nelso...
• Vet: Your dog's condition has been upgraded from stable to frisky, [SLH walks out with his hind legs in a cast on rollers] and he's free to go.
  His legs should be as good as new in a few months, but in the meantime he'll have to use the wheelabout....
• Edna: OK, it's book report time. We'll do them alphabetically.
  Today it's A through M. Bart: I'm saved!...
• Ned: Oh, Warren, I know your dad is in prison, but don't you fret!
  A special celebrity dad has been arranged for you....
• Skinner: This is absurd! I did not have relations in that closet and the fact is I haven't .
  .. [hesitates] um ... Chalmers: Yes? Krabappel: Seymour, I think you'd better tell them....