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• No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks? -- Pick up line
• After one week [visiting Austria] I couldn't wait to go back to the United States.
  Everything was much more pleasant in the United States, because of the mentality of being open-minded, always positive....
• Krabappel: Well, it's going to be hard to say goodbye to all of you.
  We've had a lot of fun together. [walks through the rows of students] Nelson, Nelson, Nelson....
• I bet it was pretty hard to pick up girls if you had the Black Death.
  -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
• I had the greatest gift of all. A little girl who could pick football.
  -- Homer, "Lisa the Greek...
• But I was going to go into Toshi Station to pick up some power converters!
  -- Luke Skywalker to his Uncle (Star Wars)...
• I go up to the Lich and try to pick his pocket. -- Famous Last Word
• The script had been written by this legendary dead guy that we know and there were about fifty-eleven-hundred pages of it.
  Of this eight words were completely readable. These were oranges in the title and Close the curtains, Geoffrey, I'm amphibious, which was right at the end....
• In a country as big as the United States, you can find fifty examples of anything.
  -- Jeffery F. Chamberlai...