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• Jimmy Stewart played the father on a southern plantation when a young man came to ask for his daughter's hand in marriage.
  The father asked, "Well, do you like her?" The young man responded " - I love her!...
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• You are old, father William," the young man said, "And your hair has become very white
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• Bart: OK...steady, Bart. Taking ballet doesn't make you any less of a man.
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  For it isn't your father or mother or wife Whose judgement upon you must pa...
• If you don't want the Stork to come, Shoot in the air.