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Find an impersonator who CAN'T do Robin Leech.
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APOSTATE, n. A leech who, having penetrated the shell of a turtle only to find that the creature has long been dead, deems it expedient to form a new attachment to a fresh turtle.
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That person who is so totally insured that only "acts of God" will not be covered will soon be shocked to find out the many things God can do.
Put your trust in those who are worthy. If you can find any.
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