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• Train of Thought-Now boarding - Last stop; Gutter.
• The distance from the gate from which you flight departs is inversely proportionate to the time remaining before the scheduled departure of the flight.
  -- Edward S. Mill...
• Kauffman's First Law of Airports: The distance to the gate is inversely proportional to the time available to catch your flight.
• The distance to the gate is inversely proportional to the time available to catch your flight.
  -- Kauffman's First Law of Airpo...
• Wide is the gate and broad is the way that leadeth to destruction.
  -- New Testament -- Matthew vii, 13...
• And now abideth faith, hope and charity, these three
  but the greatest of these is charity. -- I Corinthians, 13:13...
• Route 666 - way of the bea
• It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
  -- Richard J. Ferris, president of United Airline...
• The Wright brothers' first flight at Kitty Hawk, N.
  C., covered about 100 feet. Now some planes are twice that long....