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• Buckle up, Ted, it's the Law." -- Seen on a sign in Florida, outside the priso
• A flush is better than a full house. -- Sign Seen On Plumbers Truck
• I will not sell land in Florida.
• C I T Y P L A N N ING -- Sign seen on doo
• The other day along the road I saw a sign which said "Deer Crossing.
  Until that very time it never occurred to me that deer were Catholics....
• Full many a glorious morning have I seen.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Sonnets & other Poetry -- Sonnet xxxiii...
• Bart: [gasps] "Wet cement"! Is there any sweeter sign?
  Well, maybe "High voltage". [skates towards it] [a safe full of jewels falls in front of him...
• Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
  -- real standing law in Florida, United States of America...