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• Bart: Hey, Milhouse! How's the lemonade business? Milhouse
  It's clearly booming, Bart. [Lisa holds a glass] Lisa...
• Marge: It's almost lunch time. Do you know where your brother is tutoring?
  Lisa: Pfft. Tutoring? The only thing Bart's teaching is guerilla combat in Shelbyville....
• Bart: Hey, Milhouse. I want you to know that I'm glad at least one of us got the part.
  [Milhouse explodes] Bart: Milhouse! [a leg lands in front of him] I didn't do it....
• Bart: Hello, there, fellow Shelbyvillians. Martin2
  Wait a minute. If you're from Shelbyville, how come we've never seen you at school?...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Ned: OK, folks, look: I called the police captain in Shelbyville.
  He says he hasn't seen our kids, but if they show up in the morgue, he'll fax us....
• Marge: Bart, since he is giving you all of his money, maybe it would be nice if you'd spend some time with him.
  Bart: Well... Marge: Come on, honey. Bart: All right....
• Bart: [looking into the distance] [gasps] The store detective!
  [to photographer] Hey, Ansel Adams, let's go....
• Bart pushes a button; Homer walks in with an armful of donuts] Home
  Hey, the trail of donuts ended -- [gasps] Bart! Ba...