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• %FMS-F-SALBLKSCR, blank screen will be replaced by a salamander in heat.
• his was in the days when people got useful WORK done with computers, of course.
  We have evolved far beyond that today....
• Real software engineers play tennis. In general, they don't like any sport that involves getting hot and sweaty and gross when out of range of a shower.
  (Thus mountain climbing is Right Out.) They will occasionally wear their tennis togs to work, but only on very sunny days....
• It was a dark and stormy night; well, actually it was dark, partly cloudy with a 50% of rai
  maybe it was more like clear, with the moon shining...
• What 's done we partly may compute, But know not what 's resisted.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Address to the Unco Guid...
• A cynic's work is never done
• A procrastinator's work is never done.
• A programmer's work is never done.
• A work ill done must be twice done.