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• Luv the Bozos of the world.... they're scarce!
• Skunks in the Shrubbery: P. Yew
• Strew on her roses, roses, And never a spray of yew!
  In quiet she reposes; Ah, would that I did too! -- Matthew Arnold (1822-1888) -- Requiesca...
• ARE: sixty minutes. "Ah'll meet yew thar in about a are!" -- Texan Dictionary
• AST: past tense of the verb, to ask. "Who ast yew?" -- Texan Dictionary
• BEAR: an alcoholic beverage. "Yew ever taste light bear?" -- Texan Dictionary
• KAINT: contraction for cannot. "Yew kaint do that!" -- Texan Dictionary
• SACKS: male of female. "Whut sacks are yew?" -- Texan Dictionary
• SEP: to omit. "Everybody gets a RC sep yew!" -- Texan Dictionary