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Fold and tear here. Tape closed before mailing. ---
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STBR: Scratch Tape Before Reading
There is an enormous oyster here with its shell tightly closed.
Interesting. Interesting. There seems to be something written on the underside of the oyster....
Phoebe: Ok, Ben, this is the part where Ernie buries Bert in the sand and can't find him.
Now, I've looked ahead on the tape and he does find him again....
Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate.
FSM: Fold, Spindle and Mutilate
It's extremely hard to fold a Buffalo.
Here's a tagline you have never seen before!
Marge: Homer, has the weight loss tape reduced your appetite?
Homer: Ah, lamentably no. My gastronomic rapacity knows no satieties....
If, before going to bed every night, you will tear a page from the calendar, and remark, 'There goes another day of my life, never to return,' you will become time conscious.
A. B. Zu Tave...