Folks Still Remember The Day Ole Bob Riley Came Bouncing Down That Dirt Road In His Pickup.

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Folks still remember the day ole Bob Riley came bouncing down that dirt road in
his pickup. Pretty soon, it was bouncing higher and higher. The tires popped,
and the shocks broke, but that truck kept bouncing. Some say it bounced clean
over the moon, but whoever says that is a goddamn liar.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

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