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• Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
• Some women pick men to marry, others pick them to pieces.
• Welsh men only marry Welsh women because sheep can't cook.
• Pleasant prospects for the future are indicated.
• May you marry the best cook in the world and get ulcers.
• As we all know, a high school drop-out has very poor job prospects.
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• Beer and women: Two of God's best gifts to mankind.
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