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• And the top story for today: wives live longer than husbands because they are not married to women.
  Colin Mochrie in "Whose Line is it Anyway?...
• I married beneath me -- all women do.
• Make love, not war; get married and do both!
• I married beneath me. All women do. -- Lady Nancy Asto
• Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than me
  although he was twice married, it never occured to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths....
• Why are the good women married?
• Make love, not war." "I'm married, I do both.
• Women are all alike. When they're maids they're mild as milk
  once make 'em wives, and they lean their backs against their marriage certificates, and defy you....