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• There is only one thing a philosopher can be relied upon to do, and that is to contradict other philosophers.
  -- William Jame...
• Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
  -- Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)...
• Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper. -- Thomas Jefferso
• lunatic fringe n. [IBM] Customers who can be relied upon to accept release 1 versions of software.
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• lunatic fringe: [IBM] n. Customers who can be relied upon to accept release 1 versions of software.
  -- The AI Hackers Dictionary...
• printing discussion n. [XEROX PARC] A protracted, low-level, time-consuming, generally pointless discussion of something only peripherally interesting to all.
• printing discussion: [XEROX PARC] n. A protracted, low-level, time-consuming, generally pointless discussion of something only peripherally interesting to all.
  -- The AI Hackers Dictionary...
• A novice of the temple once approached the Chief Priest with a question.
  "Master, does Emacs have the Buddha nature?" the novice asked....
• The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. -- John Berry