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FOREFINGER, N. The Finger Commonly Used In Pointing Out Two Malefactors.
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FOREFINGER, n. The finger commonly used in pointing out two
malefactors.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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TRUST, n. In American politics, a large corporation composed in greater part of thrifty working me
widows of small means, orphans in the care of guardians and the courts, with many similar malefactors and public enemies....
PASSPORT, n. A document treacherously inflicted upon a citizen going abroad, exposing him as an alien and pointing him out for special reprobation and outrage.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
HAND, n. A singular instrument worn at the end of the human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Hand, n.: A singular instrument worn at the end of a human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Male, n. A member of the unconsidered, or negligible sex.
The male of the human race is commonly known (to the female) as Mere Man....
Calamity, n. A more than commonly plain and unmistakable reminder that the affairs of this life are not of our own ordering.
Calamities are of two kinds: misfortune to ourselves, and good fortune to others....
ACCORD, n. Harmony. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
IMPUNITY, n. Wealth. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary