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Hand, N.: A Singular Instrument Worn At The End Of A Human Arm And Commonly Thrust Into Somebody's Pocket.
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Hand, n.:
A singular instrument worn at the end of a human arm and
commonly thrust into somebody's pocket.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Hand, n.: A singular instrument worn at the end of a human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
hand, n: A singular instrument worn at the end of a human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket.
Hand: A singular instrument worn at the end of a human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket.
MOUSQUETAIRE, n. A long glove covering a part of the arm.
Worn in New Jersey. But "mousquetaire" is a might poor way to spell muskeeter....
ACCORDION, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.
-- Ambrose Bierce "The Devil's Dictionary...
LECTURER, n. One with his hand in your pocket, his tongue in your ear and his faith in your patience.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Ambidextrous, adj.: Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket or a left.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...