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Formal wedding; White shotguns...present arms!
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Marge: Now, about your wedding dress. Mmm, I'm not sure how to put this.
.. Selma: White! Marge: [writing] White. -- "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
We've been told about a clergyman who just about broke up a wedding with a slip of the tongue when he said, "If anyone present knows just cause why this couple should not be joyfully loined together.
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There should be a law to hunt those things with 12 ga. shotguns!
math-out n. [poss. from `white-out' (the blizzard variety)] A paper or presentation so encrusted with mathematical or other formal notation as to be incomprehensible.
This may be a device for concealing the fact that it is actually content-free....
math-out: [poss. from `white-out' (the blizzard variety)] n.
A paper or presentation so encrusted with mathematical or other formal notation as to be incomprehensible....
The present turn made by the White House toward the cold war and economic blackmail against the Soviet Union and the socialist community creates a serious threat to Western Europe and Japan for convenient external energy sources.
-- TASS, 1980...
Marge: Lisa, I can't _believe_ it's your wedding day already.
Lisa: Mom, I feel kind of funny wearing white. I mean....
One can't proceed from the informal to the formal by formal means.