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• Selma: Sorry, my mind's made up. Patty: Why do you want to have a baby so bad?
  Selma: I got a lot of love to give, and right now my only outlet is my ham radio....
• Marge: Lisa, I can't _believe_ it's your wedding day already.
  Lisa: Mom, I feel kind of funny wearing white. I mean....
• Homer: I hate all the programs Marge likes, but it's no big deal.
  You know why? Selma: No. Sideshow Bob: Go on....
• Marge: [wielding a camcorder at Selma's wedding reception] Ooh, there's Krusty the Clown.
  Krusty, Krusty, say something funny! Krusty...
• Marge: [bright] Well, as Jerry Lee Lewis would say, "There's a whole lotta frownin' going on".
  [laughs, then says "Mmm..."] Lisa: Mom, doesn't _any_ love story have a happy ending?...
• Sideshow Bob: [rubbing Selma's feet] [quietly] Soon I will kill you.
  .. Selma: What? Sideshow Bob: Son pied sont il beau....
• I just hope people don't think I'm marrying you for your money.
  Instead of your... less tangible qualities....
• Homer: [into bullhorn] Marge, Marge! Marge: Homer? Home
  Look Marge, I'm sorry I haven't been a better husband....
• You tried to kill me. I want a separation.
  -- Selma to her husband of nary a few days Sideshow Bob, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...