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A Girl Who Weighed Many An Oz. Used Language I Dare Not Pron Oz.
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A girl who weighed many an oz.
Used language I dare not pron oz.
For a fellow unkind
Pulled her chair out behind
Just to see (so he said) if she'd bounce
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